The Plot Thickens

Apparently, according to what was said to my sister tonight, the ex has made the claim that the only reason I am still residing in her realm is because I have been threatening to blackmail her in regards to her relationship with my brother. Lo and behold, I, having only found out yesterday for certain that said relationship was fact and not rumor, must have managed to travel backwards in time to persue said blackmailing scheme. What a clever man I must be. Yes, I was blackmailing her with pure speculation and no actual knowledge. The fact that I had joked about it once when someone asked if she was porking the druncle is, in her twisted world, viewed as blackmail. If that's the case wheres my money? Shouldn't I be recieving retroactive blackmail payments? I mean if I really cared who was boinking who I'd have told her other ex-flame, the gangbanger, about her relationship with the druncle in NY and her former coworker in VA. But I myself have bigger fish to fry, wasting my time on he said she said teenage BS helps me none. I would never resort to blackmail, which is exactly why the audio I have of her admitting that I have lived in her house since my arrival in VA will not be used in such a manner but will be turned over to the proper agencies. I'm sure DCSE will be interested in hearing it and I guarantee you Social Services will come a knockin' at her door. See, she won't even know the audio files exist until she hears it in a courtroom and then finally maybe me and the kids can enjoy a little peace. As I had predicted, just like any other tyrant she will be her own undoing and I don't even have to extort or blackmail....I just have to wait for her paranoid delusions to do her in...